Hey Dr. Drew, can we talk? Oh, what? No, actually I haven’t seen Sex Rehab with you, Dr. Drew. I should? Oh, okay, but first I just wanna say…..Huh? Yeah, I will really try to watch the show, but…..I know, it’s on VH1. I’ll probably catch a re-run or something…….You know what, I’m just gonna say it, no, no ssshhhhhh. You need to here this.
Will you just stop weirdly promoting your shows? You used to be cool. What happened?!
MEDIA WHORE JERK
p.s. cool muscles dude.
Pete, you didn’t know if Scarlett could sing or not when you ask her to make an album? Weird, did you also not know that she wasn’t interested in you at all and would marry someone else? Bummer. Cool concept album…..?
DOUBLE DOSE OF JERK!
Yeah, I get super bored counting all my billions too. Hey, I got and idea, lets build a SPACESHIP AND GO TO THE MOON! Who cares about starving babies and endangered species when I haven’t seen the Moon up close.
GALACTIC JERK
Oh, your parents took you to Jamaica this summer? I got to walk to the park every other day. Get your awesome family vacation outta my face.
AWESOME FAMILY VACATION JERKS
Remember when the White House had a really great indoor pool? Yeah, me either, way to go, jerk! Thanks for the crappy press room Nixon.
(not to mention all the other crap)
PRESIDENTIAL JERK
Oh, really cool original photo project. Where do you go to School, Otis or Art Center?
Art School Jerk
“Hey, wanna cut down some trees and then build wooden sphere house in the trees?
FUCKING HIPPIE JERKS!
Stupid Idiots.
Skeleton Jerks.
