Hey Dr. Drew, can we talk? Oh, what? No, actually I haven’t seen Sex Rehab with you, Dr. Drew. I should? Oh, okay, but first I just wanna say…..Huh? Yeah, I will really try to watch the show, but…..I know, it’s on VH1. I’ll probably catch a re-run or something…….You know what, I’m just gonna say it, no, no ssshhhhhh. You need to here this.
Will you just stop weirdly promoting your shows? You used to be cool. What happened?!
Pete, you didn’t know if Scarlett could sing or not when you ask her to make an album? Weird, did you also not know that she wasn’t interested in you at all and would marry someone else? Bummer. Cool concept album…..?
Yeah, I get super bored counting all my billions too. Hey, I got and idea, lets build a SPACESHIP AND GO TO THE MOON! Who cares about starving babies and endangered species when I haven’t seen the Moon up close.